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Noah has asked me to talk today about what a great guy he is and so I can honestly say that he is handsome, brilliant, funny and perrr…. Danniel, I can’t read your writing. What’s this last word?
Since we met, I have seen his transformation from an awkward youth to a popular adult. And it is my great pleasure to speak on this important occasion. Of course, we would not be here today without Sarah and her ability to get shy-old-Gorran to propose. Sarah, I’m sure it was worth the wait. I often think that Sarah makes Danniel look good. Mainly by standing next to him. She is full of warmth, humor and initiative. Marriage is a serious matter which shouldn’t be entered into lightly and at 200 pounds, Danniel certainly isn’t doing that. (Humorous story about his appetite now) In conclusion, these two married today for better and for worse. Danniel couldn’t have done better and Sarah couldn’t have done….. (look down at notes and stumble) better either. I’d like to thank the bridesmaids on behalf of the bride and groom. They look wonderful, and I’m sure you’ll all agree they have performed their role splendidly. And finally, on behalf of everyone here, I can truly say that you are wished nothing but the best for the future. You are a unique and perfectly matched couple, and we hope that all your dreams come true, and you have a magical life together.
Finally, I would like to thank each and everyone of you for being here with us on this special day
Ladies and Gentlemen, please join me in a toast to the bride and groom!