Ladies and Gentlemen,
If I could have your ears… and your laughter for a few moments, I promise to make this as entertaining as a cat video on the internet. We’re here to celebrate the union of Lucy and me, Tom… or as our friends like to call us, “Loony Tom”!
A massive thank you to our extraordinary parents, Jane and Charles, and Mia and George. Without your love, support, and occasional WiFi passwords, we wouldn’t be the well-rounded, internet-savvy individuals we are today.
A shoutout to our fabulous bridal party! You guys are the peanut butter to our jelly, the cheese to our macaroni. Your support, love, and occasional interventions have been nothing short of legendary.
Now, let me talk about my dazzling bride, Lucy,
Since the day Lucy walked into my life, it’s been a whirlwind of laughter, joy, and endless discussions on whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Her radiant smile can light up the darkest rooms, and her laugh… well, let’s just say it’s uniquely enchanting.
Remember our first cooking date, Lucy? We decided to make spaghetti, and you insisted that breaking the pasta was a cooking sin. We spent the night eating spaghetti, Lady and the Tramp style, except, you know, less elegant and more sauce in our hair.
Lucy, my joy, my laughter, my fellow pineapple-on-pizza defender. Here are my promises to you:
I vow to be your partner in crime, your co-chef in the kitchen, even if it means endless spaghetti nights. I promise to make you laugh, be it with my jokes or my ability to mess up the simplest recipes. I swear to support your wild ideas, like having a petting zoo at our wedding (This one didn’t make the cut, sadly).
I look forward to a future filled with laughter, maybe some decent home-cooked meals, and a plethora of inside jokes that make no sense to anyone but us.
Now, as we venture into this journey called marriage, I’ve been told it’s like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!
But fear not, my love, for we have a secret weapon: our unbeatable synergy in “Rock, Paper, Scissors”! With this skill, no decision is too big, and no disagreement is too tough!
Alright, lovely people, let’s lift our glasses! To our families, for your love and lessons in WiFi connectivity! To our bridal party, for your unmatched ability to turn any moment into a party! And to my wonderful Lucy, for being my muse, my chef partner, and my love.
To a lifetime of laughter, love, unbroken spaghetti, and the eternal debate about pineapple on pizza!