Funny Wedding Toasts

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Good morning. In less than an hour, a couple from here will join others from around the world. They’ll be joining the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Marriage; that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 21st of March, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution but from being forever alone.

We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 21st of March will no longer be known as a random day in the summer, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

“We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We’re going to live on!

We’re going to survive!”

Today, we celebrate your Wedding Day!

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