Good evening, everyone. I’m Zoe, and in case you haven’t noticed, I’m the bride.
As a software engineer, I’ve always believed that there’s an algorithm for everything. But love? That was the one problem I couldn’t seem to solve. That is, until I met Alex.
You see, Alex didn’t fit any of my carefully crafted parameters. He was the bug in my code, the glitch in my system. He made me realize that sometimes, the most beautiful solutions come from unexpected errors.
Our relationship has been like developing the world’s most complex app. There have been crashes, debugging sessions, and moments when we wanted to throw the whole project away and start from scratch. But we persevered, and now we’re launching the stable version of “Alex and Zoe: A Life Together.”
To my parents: Thank you for being my original programmers. You gave me the base code of kindness, resilience, and a slightly odd sense of humor.
To Alex’s family: Thanks for creating such a wonderful human. Your code is flawless… well, except for that one line that makes him leave wet towels on the bed.
To our friends: You’re our beta testers, our support team, and our debuggers. Thank you for always being there to help us iron out the kinks.
And Alex, my love, my favorite bug: Thank you for showing me that love isn’t about finding someone who fits a predefined set of parameters. It’s about finding someone who makes you want to rewrite your entire code.
So, let’s raise our glasses to love – the most elegant, frustrating, and rewarding algorithm of all. May our lives be filled with endless loops of happiness, conditionals that always return ‘true’ for love, and a future as bright as a perfectly optimized interface.
To us, to love, and to happily ever after!