Good evening everyone! I’m Bob Johnson, proud father of our groom Mike. You know, when Mike was growing up, he had this special technique for cleaning his room – he’d shove everything under the bed and declare ‘Mission Accomplished!’ Sarah, I have to warn you, this strategy has evolved into what he now calls ‘organizing the garage.’
When Mike first told me about Sarah, he couldn’t stop talking about this brilliant doctor he’d met. What he failed to mention was that they met in the emergency room after he’d tried to prove that he could still do a skateboard flip at age 30. Sarah, thank you for not only treating his broken wrist but also for being the voice of reason he so desperately needs!
I knew Sarah was ‘the one’ when she laughed at Mike’s terrible dad jokes – which he unfortunately inherited from me. She even pretends to enjoy his attempts at cooking, which until meeting her consisted entirely of microwave burritos and cereal.
But in all seriousness, watching Mike with Sarah has been like watching him find his missing puzzle piece. They complement each other perfectly – she brings the common sense, and he brings the chaos… I mean, spontaneity.
Please raise your glasses to Mike and Sarah – may your love continue to grow, and may Sarah continue to prevent Mike from trying extreme sports! To the happy couple!